I wanna passion pit in your ass
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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