Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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