There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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