Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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