Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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