it wasn't lemon gatorade
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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