I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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