I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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