I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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