he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Randomize
