I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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