you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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