So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
