he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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