I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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