i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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