dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Watching her eat just hurts me
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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