I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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