I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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