Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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