he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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