And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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