I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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