We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
Randomize
