i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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