Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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