did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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