My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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