idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just invented taco cereal.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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