Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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