She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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