Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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