Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
what if I'm pregnant?
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were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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