Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
should my penis look like a turkey
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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