i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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