worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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