Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Randomize
