I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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