lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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