you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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