I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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