So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I wish there were birth control emojis
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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