Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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