508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Green mimosas i think yes
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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