youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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