yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I don't think brook has ever known best
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
NoShamevember. You game?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
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