wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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