It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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