There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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