your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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